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“Fellow Antifa Members, Our Façade Has Been Revealed!”
Corey Pajka 9/3/26 Corey Pajka 9/3/26

“Fellow Antifa Members, Our Façade Has Been Revealed!”

“We’re an actual organization? Who knew!”

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“Are You Qualified to be a Fox News Pundit?”
Corey Pajka 8/31/26 Corey Pajka 8/31/26

“Are You Qualified to be a Fox News Pundit?”

The standards are lower than you can imagine!

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“‘I’m Still Here, Motherfuckers!’ – A Eulogy for Dolly Parton from President Donald Trump”
Corey Pajka 8/26/26 Corey Pajka 8/26/26

“‘I’m Still Here, Motherfuckers!’ – A Eulogy for Dolly Parton from President Donald Trump”

“My life continues! Suck on that!”

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“QUIZ: Letter to Jodie Foster, or Letter to the President?”
Corey Pajka 8/24/26 Corey Pajka 8/24/26

“QUIZ: Letter to Jodie Foster, or Letter to the President?”

A creepy quote game!

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“‘I’m Back, Bitches!’ – The Red Scare”
Corey Pajka 8/17/26 Corey Pajka 8/17/26

“‘I’m Back, Bitches!’ – The Red Scare”

“Consider yourselves served…with a subpoena!”

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“‘I Shall Be the Voice of the Voiceless Wealthy Elite!’ – A GOP Primary Winner”
Corey Pajka 8/12/26 Corey Pajka 8/12/26

“‘I Shall Be the Voice of the Voiceless Wealthy Elite!’ – A GOP Primary Winner”

“Prepare for a feast of scraps from their ever-growing table!”

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“We, the Winners, Are Confident We Will Be on the Right Side of History!”
Corey Pajka 8/10/26 Corey Pajka 8/10/26

“We, the Winners, Are Confident We Will Be on the Right Side of History!”

“Get in, losers! Are you sick of winning yet?”

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“They May Be a Radical Socialist!”
Corey Pajka 8/7/26 Corey Pajka 8/7/26

“They May Be a Radical Socialist!”

A PSA from the DHS.

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“Republican Logic – A (Scary) Word(s) Game!”
Corey Pajka 8/5/26 Corey Pajka 8/5/26

“Republican Logic – A (Scary) Word(s) Game!”

A fun new game that isn’t fun in the slightest! Or new. Or a game…

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“A Presidential Bedtime Story from White House Executive Assistant, Natalie Harp”
Corey Pajka 7/30/26 Corey Pajka 7/30/26

“A Presidential Bedtime Story from White House Executive Assistant, Natalie Harp”

“Remember: You’re all that matters to me.”

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“Thirty Things People Seeking an Abortion Shouldn’t Have to Do”
Corey Pajka 7/28/26 Corey Pajka 7/28/26

“Thirty Things People Seeking an Abortion Shouldn’t Have to Do”

This article isn’t funny. But neither is the topic it addresses.

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“The King James Bible - With a New Introduction from the Author, King James!”
Corey Pajka 7/24/26 Corey Pajka 7/24/26

“The King James Bible - With a New Introduction from the Author, King James!”

“I hope it brings you wisdom, guidance, and continued subservience!”

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