QUIZ: “The Art of War, or The Art of the Deal?”
“Measured Strategy, or Flood the Zone With Shit…?”
Characters From Pulp Fiction Who Actually Do Have Something in Common With Secretary of Defense, Pete Hegseth
“Abusing their power in one of the worst ways imaginable…”
“QUIZ: The Idiot or The Idiot?”
“Russian literature, or MAGA Republican?”
“Coming Soon From the Makers of Capitalism: Plutocracy!”
“Government of the wealthy, by the wealthy, and for the wealthy!”
“Does My Renters’ Insurance Cover Unlawful Raids by the Department of Homeland Security?”
“This is a unique situation. For now, anyway. Please bear with me.”
“Prominent World Leaders Who Are More Excited About the New Taylor Swift Album Weigh in on the Russia-Ukraine Conflict”
“Would it be worth having her come in to broker peace?”
“I’m an Infectious, Formerly Non-Existent Disease, and I’ve Never Been Prouder to be an American!”
“It’s boom time for us airborne pathogens, and we have you, the good ol’ U.S. of A, to thank for it!”
“Nice Place to Visit, But I Wouldn’t Want to Live There Due to My Deep-Seated Personal Prejudices”
“Rather than broaden my horizons, I’ll sate myself with factually inaccurate swill.”
“We Will Make Broadway Great Again with a Taxpayer-Funded Revival of Cats!” – Donald Trump Issues a New Executive Order
“I worship at the altar of pretentious, aesthetically unappealing eighties stage musicals!”
Let’s Celebrate the Achievements of Martin Luther King Jr., Even as I Work to Fundamentally Destroy Them – A Statement from Your Company CEO
“Enjoy those adorable civil rights of yours while they last!”
“Okay. What Do You Want Me to Do About It?” – A Highly Influential Corporate Executive With Ties to The Business Community and Federal Government
“My limited power as head of this Fortune 100 conglomerate only allows me to do so much.”
QUIZ: Who Declared it “Mine,” My Pembroke Welsh Corgi or President Donald Trump?
The answer could be both!