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“An Analysis of President Trump’s July 16th, 2026 Prime-time Address, Annotated”
Corey Pajka 7/17/26 Corey Pajka 7/17/26

“An Analysis of President Trump’s July 16th, 2026 Prime-time Address, Annotated”

“Shut up!”

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“‘Today We Celebrate Ten Years of Freedom from the Freedoms of the Previous Two Hundred and Forty Years!’ – An Independence Day Address from President Donald Trump”
Corey Pajka 7/2/26 Corey Pajka 7/2/26

“‘Today We Celebrate Ten Years of Freedom from the Freedoms of the Previous Two Hundred and Forty Years!’ – An Independence Day Address from President Donald Trump”

“I’ve left an orange, McDonald’s-scented stain on the fabric of this great nation!”

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“An Open Letter to the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool Vandal”
Corey Pajka 6/25/26 Corey Pajka 6/25/26

“An Open Letter to the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool Vandal”

“Your nonexistent actions are abhorrent!”

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“Vote for Us, the Party That Will Fundamentally Curtail Your Ability to Vote in Future Elections!”
Corey Pajka 6/16/26 Corey Pajka 6/16/26

“Vote for Us, the Party That Will Fundamentally Curtail Your Ability to Vote in Future Elections!”

“We’d be happy to gerrymander your hard-won civil rights out of existence!”

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“Twenty-Five Reasons to be Hopeful While the World Burns!”
Corey Pajka 6/4/26 Corey Pajka 6/4/26

“Twenty-Five Reasons to be Hopeful While the World Burns!”

Let’s look for the good!

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“‘…And I Laughed My Ass Off’ – A Sequel to ‘First They Came’ for the MAGA Era”
Corey Pajka 6/2/26 Corey Pajka 6/2/26

“‘…And I Laughed My Ass Off’ – A Sequel to ‘First They Came’ for the MAGA Era”

Then they came for the satirists?! Bitch, please!

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Are You an Enemy of President Donald J. Trump?
Corey Pajka 5/31/26 Corey Pajka 5/31/26

Are You an Enemy of President Donald J. Trump?

Some questions to ask.

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QUIZ: Sound and Fury, or Fire and Fury?
Corey Pajka 5/22/26 Corey Pajka 5/22/26

QUIZ: Sound and Fury, or Fire and Fury?

Faulkner? Shakespeare? Or senile lunatic with the keys to the nukes?

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“An Open Letter to My College Commencement Speaker, Robert F. Kennedy Jr.”
Corey Pajka 5/20/26 Corey Pajka 5/20/26

“An Open Letter to My College Commencement Speaker, Robert F. Kennedy Jr.”

“Things have changed since that warm spring afternoon.”

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“I’m Donald Trump’s Border Wall, and I’m Feeling a Little Left Out”
Corey Pajka 5/15/26 Corey Pajka 5/15/26

“I’m Donald Trump’s Border Wall, and I’m Feeling a Little Left Out”

“It’s almost like President Trump never really cared about me, or about undocumented immigration!”

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“Mom? Dad? I Think I’m a Domestic Terrorist”
Corey Pajka 5/13/26 Corey Pajka 5/13/26

“Mom? Dad? I Think I’m a Domestic Terrorist”

“I’m still coming to terms with this myself…”

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“Are You Suffering from Trump Derangement Syndrome? Know the Signs”
Corey Pajka 5/12/26 Corey Pajka 5/12/26

“Are You Suffering from Trump Derangement Syndrome? Know the Signs”

Its symptoms are downright subjective, and defined solely by President Trump!

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