“‘I Shall Be the Voice of the Voiceless Wealthy Elite!’ – A GOP Primary Winner”
“Prepare for a feast of scraps from their ever-growing table!”
“We, the Winners, Are Confident We Will Be on the Right Side of History!”
“Get in, losers! Are you sick of winning yet?”
“They May Be a Radical Socialist!”
A PSA from the DHS.
“Republican Logic – A (Scary) Word(s) Game!”
A fun new game that isn’t fun in the slightest! Or new. Or a game…
“A Presidential Bedtime Story from White House Executive Assistant, Natalie Harp”
“Remember: You’re all that matters to me.”
“Thirty Things People Seeking an Abortion Shouldn’t Have to Do”
This article isn’t funny. But neither is the topic it addresses.
“The King James Bible - With a New Introduction from the Author, King James!”
“I hope it brings you wisdom, guidance, and continued subservience!”
“I Am Honored to be the Winner of the 2026 FIFA World Cup!” – Donald Trump
“It’s time for a cringe-inducing dance of celebration!”
“Use My Words Against Me: The Best of Lindsey Graham”
“All the hits on one album!”
“An Analysis of President Trump’s July 16th, 2026 Prime-time Address, Annotated”
“Shut up!”
“‘Today We Celebrate Ten Years of Freedom from the Freedoms of the Previous Two Hundred and Forty Years!’ – An Independence Day Address from President Donald Trump”
“I’ve left an orange, McDonald’s-scented stain on the fabric of this great nation!”
“An Open Letter to the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool Vandal”
“Your nonexistent actions are abhorrent!”