“An Open Letter to My 2005 College Commencement Speaker, Robert F. Kennedy Jr.”
“Things have changed since that warm spring afternoon.”
“This Settlement of Donald Trump’s Lawsuit Does Not in Any Way Constitute a Payout to Donald Trump!” – A Statement from Donald Trump’s Department of Justice
“This is not obvious graft or petty revenge. Not in the slightest.”
“‘Cut the Crap! Also, I Don’t Exist!’ – God Answers Prayers from Rededicate 250”
“The sooner you acknowledge this, the better off you’re all going to be!”
“I’m Donald Trump’s Border Wall, and I’m Feeling a Little Left Out”
“It’s almost like President Trump never really cared about me, or about undocumented immigration!”
“We’re the Framers of the U.S. Constitution, and We’re A-OK with Everything Happening Right Now!”
“It’s cool. Seriously.”
“Mom? Dad? I Think I’m a Domestic Terrorist”
“I’m still coming to terms with this myself…”
“Are You Suffering from Trump Derangement Syndrome? Know the Signs”
“Its symptoms are downright subjective, and defined solely by President Trump!”
“I’m the Monopoly Guy, and Even I Think We Need a Fairer Distribution of Wealth!”
“My claim to fame is a tool of capitalist indoctrination!”
“AD: Turn Your Democracy into an Autocracy with This One Weird Trick!”
“Your lack of effort is seen and appreciated…”
QUIZ: “The Art of War, or The Art of the Deal?”
“Measured Strategy, or Flood the Zone With Shit…?”
Characters From Pulp Fiction Who Actually Do Have Something in Common With Secretary of Defense, Pete Hegseth
“Abusing their power in one of the worst ways imaginable…”
“QUIZ: The Idiot or The Idiot?”
“Russian literature, or MAGA Republican?”