“Some Other Names for the 2026 Midterm Election Results”
“Blue Wave?” “Blue Tsunami?” We can do better!
“Sorry for Yawning. I Was Up All Night Experiencing Hope”
“Should I be worried about this?”
“The Internal Monologue of a Republican Watching Trump Speak at Their Rally”
“Fuck this orange garbage bag full of yogurt…”
“A Liquidation Sale at the MAGA Mall”
“Democracy is closing its doors, and so are we!”
“Ignore These Uniformed Nazi Supporters Onstage and Vote for Me!”
“Even though I am the final solution you’ll need!”
“We Will Not Be Attacking Eastasia Prior to the Midterm Elections!”
“I’m the biggest Big Brother. BY A LOT!”
“An Exclusive Interview with White House Press Secretary Katie Zacharia”
A very brief conversation.
“Kimberly Guilfoyle’s Farewell Address, in the Style of Her RNC Speeches”
The best is yet to come! Like my presidential pardon…”
“This Act of Terrorism Must Be Met by Our Own Act of Terrorism!”
“Ain ‘t that America?!”
“The MAGA-Approved, Trump-Branded Sociopolitical Talking Points Kit”
“All you’re doing is negating me!”
“No, I’m not!”
“Thank You for Your Interest in the Role of ‘Insurrectionist Cult Leader’”
A post-apocalyptic society has a new job opening!
“We Hereby Disavow the Man We Previously Disavowed in 2015 and 2021!”
“We really, really mean it this time!”